33 Hungry Cats Await Shipment of Crunchies
Cats in the riverbend region of north Minneapolis have been stacked in laundry baskets for months, awaiting the next shipment of crunchies from the Hungry Cat Foundation.
Taco Phillips, current volunteer coordinator for the foundation, laid the groundwork for the next crunchie shipment, but eventually failed to deliver on his promises, leaving the cats with nowhere to turn.
“They need our help,” screamed Mr. Taco, through a roadside safety cone-turned megaphone. “I’m sick and tired of cats being sick and tired in this city,” he yelled to confused bystanders/potential contributors to the HCF.
The harrowing rescue effort is still underway, with new laundry baskets being exchanged frequently. Still, no word has been received on the status of the crunchies. Dog help us.